by: archanaa
Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai
So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ? "Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Software Engineer is very excited Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"
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